Not much to report – I didn’t take my dictaphone – except:

I was test-driving a new haircut today, and am pleased to report zero teeth-sucking from passers-by, in stark contrast to my experience on the South Circular over the weekend, when my barnet looked like something out of the original Charlie’s Angels TV series (and I’m talking about Farah Fawcett, not pockmarked hispanic-looking hood).

I also decided that people drop food packaging litter in the street to protest about the poor quality of their food and to provide work for street cleaners. Similarly, perhaps people drive everywhere because they know that if they walked, society would be turned absolutely inside out within three months.

Here’s the route (if Gmap Pedometer’s working still).

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